Oh all the things my girlfriend makes me feel, she’s never made me feel as fat as I make myself feel, as ugly as I sometimes I feel when I look at myself or as unloved as I thought I was. And that’s just one of the selfish reasons I love her so much and want to change my world to be a part of hers because I’m a better me in her world.
If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED